"Mike, why are you playing with your feet? You're supposed to be GM'ing!"
"What do you mean, 'those from the other realm'?"
-- "This is the Spirit mage asking this?"
"Why didn't we think of using the talisman on Cain?"
-- "'Cause we're dumb, and we were
usually running away from the angry citizens of the city that we'd just destroyed."
"She no longer looks like a woman wearing a gown ... she looks like --"
-- "A man wearing a gown?"
"The tenth sphere is LOVE!"
"Porn is not the tenth element!"
James unintentionally makes the wittiest remark ever.
"Spirits, spirits everywhere, and not a drop to
drink!"
"We come from what could be described as a reflection of your world."
-- "All four of them are wearing goatees."
"Can I 'accidentally' happen to open a rift?"
-- "Sure ... diff 12."
"Okay -- hey!"
"I'm sorry, what are we doing? I was talking about Care Bears."
"Coincidentally, we forgot that we already were in Rome!"
"You're going forty miles an hour, which is pretty good for a rug."
"Fight griffins? No way. I find a nice comfortable rock to hide under."
-- "Just like home, eh James?"
"I'm telling you, the guardian animal of Florence is the hippopotamus."
"I can summon 6000 monkeys!"
Mike says "carte blanche" a lot.
"You really like this word 'carte blanche', don't
you?"
-- " ... that is a word, right?"
"Friends, put down your swords. A new age is coming."
-- " ... in twenty minutes."
"You have to place these talismans in a concentric circle."